mgs3:

men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

nthn27:

I thought this was funnier than I should have

oceansweather:

Of all the strange things to happen in 2017, Smash Mouth explicitly supporting trans people during pride month is by far the most pleasant. Hey now, you’re an all star.

accio-shitpost:

harry potter and the alarming lack of grandparents in the wizarding world

jackbaettillo:

*watching ocean documentaries* please cure my depression

sharks: *glub blub glug*

me: thank u

• Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!
• Me: Hell yeah, fanart

teaonatrain:

when you succeed at something you usually suck at

slimetony:

hey is there anything to look forward to. anything coming up. anything to wake up for. something to mark on the calendar. any reasons to get out of bed. anything like that going on.

2feet:

for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada

maxiesatanofficial:

dickholder:

the ally we’ve all been waiting for

2017 is the year of allies challenging homophobes to duels at high noon

faebee:

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

precumming:

😂😂😂

imoldbutimstillintothat:

bonitabreezy:

sunnysrecovery:

deliciouslysporadiccollection:

didi-is-spiffy:

lesbian-lizards:

tyradicalsaurusreg:

tobbun:

ofools:

blacklaceandcombatboots:

parentheticalaside:

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”